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        "Hold your damn horses.",
	"Wait for it...",
	"Sorry, what? I didn't catch that.",
	"All I'm hearing is this sucking noise...",
	"Are you still talking?",
	"Oh piss off.",
	"Please go away.",
	"Nothing to see here.",
	"This isn't the page you were looking for.",
	"Cut. It. Out.",
	"Shut up and move on.",
	"It's not a joke if I'm not laughing.",
	"Make like a tree and leave. Or whatever.",
	"It'll never heal if you don't stop picking at it.",
	"Danger. Under construction. Danger."
    ];

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